Lost my balance wearing my Power Balance wristband...

I am watching Pardon the Interruption.  Mike and Tony were talking about Mark Sanchez having lunch with Rex Ryan, and that jogged my memory about a post that I've been meaning to write.

I have a Power Balance bracelet, and I was wearing it when my friend playfully pushed me over.  Yep, you read that correctly, I was knocked over.  However, in all seriousness (i.e. actually, I'm joking) I wonder if my bracelet is defective.

When my cousin gave me the bracelet, he told me that Mark Sanchez, QB of the New York Jets, wears one also.  No bueno.  I don't believe Sanchez to believe in himself, so I'm not sure he's a good example of a winner (i.e. who I want to emulate).  Further, since I've been sporting this wristband, I wonder if I suck at my job now too. Ugh.

I might need a to buy a different wristband...


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